Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Lisa decides to become a vegetarian. In the cafeteria they have Giblet McNiblets, Salisbury Balls and Cow Legs.

Lisa: Excuse me, don't you have anything that doesn't have meat in it?
Lunch Lady Doris: Possibly the meatloaf.
Lisa: I think you're required to offer a vegetarian alternative.
Lunch Lady Doris (giving Lisa a plain bun):Yum. It's full of bunly goodness.
Lisa: Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?