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[wickedflea]

Has anyone ever heard this song??? I've never heard it in my life, but I'm told it's quite a popular kids song. It's perverse!


"I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly..."

I know an old lady who swallowed a Fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that Fly.
I guess She'll die.

I know an old lady, who swallowed a Spider,
that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a Fish
Just made a wish and swallowed the fish.
She swallowed the fish to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the fish.
Just made a wish and swallowed the fish.
She swallowed the fish to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a Cat.
Imagine that! She swallowed a CAT!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the fish.
Just made a wish and swallowed Th fish.
She swallowed the fish to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog.
Oh What a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
Imagine that! She swallowed a CAT!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the fish.
Just made a wish and swallowed the fish.
She swallowed the fish to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a Goat.
She just opened her throat, and in walked the goat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
Oh what a hog to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
Imagine that! She swallowed a CAT!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the fish.
Just made a wish and swallowed the fish.
She swallowed the fish to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a Cow.
I don't know how she swallowed that cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat.
She just opened her throat and in walked the goat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
Oh what a hog to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
Imagine that! She swallowed a CAT!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the fish.
Just made a wish and swallowed the fish.
She swallowed the fish to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a Horse.
She's dead of course.