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[wickedflea]

Ya know what freaks me out? Lingering eye contact. I mean, I don't mind making eye contact with people, but you know how there are some people who seem to take eye contact a few seconds beyond what's comfortable? Like you're sitting there for a moment after both of you have stopped saying anything, and you're still making eye contact? Of course, it takes two to make eye contact, so it's a little tricky saying who's to blame -- but it only happens with certain people, so it's them, dammit, not me!

I was an extremely charming fellow before the paranoia set in. I swear I was.