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10/27/2008
Oct. 27th, 2008 03:09 pmSOMEONE JUST ASKED ME IF I KNEW HOW TO GET TO BELLEVUE HOSPITAL. I shit you not. Carnegie Hall I can handle. Bellevue . . . well, as it happens, no.
(Lulu tells me that Bellevue is a regular hospital, too. Which is comforting. But still.)
(Lulu tells me that Bellevue is a regular hospital, too. Which is comforting. But still.)
10/19/2008
Oct. 19th, 2008 01:16 pmI just heard a little boy yell at his father, "DAD, YOU HAVE A GIANT BALD SPOT ON YOUR HEAD!" I'd have given the dude fifty bucks if he'd come back and said, "AND YOU HAVE A TWO-INCH PEENIS!"
