10/19/2008

[wickedflea]

I just heard a little boy yell at his father, "DAD, YOU HAVE A GIANT BALD SPOT ON YOUR HEAD!" I'd have given the dude fifty bucks if he'd come back and said, "AND YOU HAVE A TWO-INCH PEENIS!"

Comments

[cierrablue.livejournal.com]

oh that's rich. I'd have matched your $50.

[tonybologna.livejournal.com]

Walking out of a bar with in Southampton with a few friends a few weeks ago, I made a noise to purposely scare two kids around age 10. They got really freaked out and whirled around to see what it was. We were about fifteen feet from them and they started making fun of us in retaliation. As my friends and I crossed the street, I turned around and said, "Haha, I've had sex and you haven't!"