heterosexuals have the right to rock

[wickedflea]

I woke up this morning feeling unusually well-rested. I rolled over and looked at the alarm clock, and sure enough, it read 8:11 -- about an hour after I normally wake up. So I rolled into work almost an hour and a half late. But hey, if I hadn't been running late, I wouldn't have gotten to see a really cool old dude on the bus. He sort of looked like El Duce from the Mentors. He was wearing a white baseball cap on which someone had written in magic marker, "ANCHIANT LOVE DOCTOR." It ruled.