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[wickedflea]

Have you ever heard or read George Carlin's list of people he can do without? It's pretty funny -- features entries like "a surgeon with 'Born To Lose' tattooed on his forehead."

I'm starting my list with these people:

The two-tons-of-fun couple who sit on opposite ends (not sides) of the bus and call each other "honey" and "baby" above the roar of the air conditioner and the engine. And all the while their big bellies are hanging out and flopping all over the place. I mean, damn, I'm not exactly svelte, but I don't go around wearing an Indians shirt that I got for free at Shibe Park in 1981 either. At least get some duct tape or whatever the fuck you need and fix yourself in place, Clyde.

The guy who tries to sell me cologne on the street. I don't wear cologne, so I'm not even going to go into Macy's and get it from one of those chicks in the lab coats; I'm certainly not going to buy it from some guy on the street who smells like he crawled out of a dumpster his damn self.