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wickedflea ([personal profile] wickedflea) wrote2002-09-04 11:03 am

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Heh -- someone at the press just emailed me saying that she'd heard through the grapevine that Fast Times at Ridgemont High is my favorite movie and asking if I had a copy that she could borrow. Good night, next people will be wanting to borrow my Reign in Blood CD.

[identity profile] dangerpest.livejournal.com 2002-09-04 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
reign in blood, good grief! what if people find out about you extensive animal porn video collection?!?

silence, you fool!!!

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2002-09-04 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
You'll blow my cover! These people think my "Moose Lover" tattoo is just meant in the platonic sense! Christ, you have one little peccadillo and people never let you forget it . . .

Moose from archie and jughead?

[identity profile] dangerpest.livejournal.com 2002-09-04 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure people don't mind your peccadillos... They DO mind you having sex with their pets and leaving a mess on the carpet. people are all sorts of protective about floor coverings....

Re: Moose from archie and jughead?

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2002-09-04 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, so that's why that dude got so upset when I pissed on his rug. Anyway, no matter. I can't be bothered with these backwoods New Englanders' unholy attachments to floor coverings. Similarly, I have no knowledge of this "Jug Head" of whom you speak. Is this some sort of Sasquatch-like creature that romps along the Eastern seaboard?