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I have heard many weird noises in this apartment, but tonight takes the cake. I truly believe that someone upstairs was having sex with a dishwasher. The appliance, not a person. I can't even begin to describe the sound. There was gushing and pumping and . . . it's too horrible. I'm seriously freaked out.
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