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[wickedflea]

When you've lost your keys or your billfold, and you think you've looked absolutely everywhere, do you ever open the refrigerator and take a look just for the hell of it? Sometimes I do. I've never found anything that way, though. Today, however, I opened the refrigerator to get some water out, and my billfold was in there. I shit you not. Good thing I wasn't looking for it.