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[wickedflea]

Can you do telemarketing from home? I think I'd like to do that! It would be cool to be on the other side of the line for a while. And I could be rude as fuck to the people I called. "All right, Charlie, you sign up for this shit or I'll come down there and snatch ya baldheaded." What are they gonna do, fire me? Bring it on, buddy, I already got a freakin' job!

Oof. I just saw Don Zimmer in a Preparation H commercial. That I didn't need.

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Hahaha!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

The telemarketing concept was funny enough, but then you ended it with a Don Zimmer joke. I've seen that commercial too. *shudder*

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

if you find such a job, let me know, i need extra cash ;)
wanna come to NY next thursday?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yep, will do. We'll get some of these silly bastards signed up with some long-distance plans or some shit. :)

I was thinking that it might be fun to go to the show you were talking about, but I'm gonna be too broke, I think. I'm going to NY the next night to see Gov't Mule, and that's gonna run me dry, ya know. Did y'all get Les tickets yet?

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah!! I used to do that. I called people up and asked them to give away their old crap so we could sell it to Value Village. It was the best job ever. I could sit around in my basement, talk to people all night long about the weather and other useless shit. One guy actually asked me to be his date for a wedding once.

I also almost had a job as a telephone psychic...that was cool as hell. But the best job ever was answering calls for a 1-800# for a late night infomercial. I showed up to work drunk (after a night of clubbing - I started work at 2am) and watched WWF wrestling videos with the guy I worked with while we answered phonecalls about some shittyassed home security system.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah, that's for me! That sounds awesome.