pain in the neck

No, really -- I have a pain in the neck. I spent the morning in the student health center getting it checked out. I usually let stuff like that go unchecked, but it felt sort of... circulatory... I just wanted to make sure I wasn't having a freaking heart attack or something. Apparently I wasn't, but they didn't give me much to go on, either. Called it a neck sprain and sent me on my way with some naproxen. They could have at least given me some dilaudid for my trouble... bastards.