double dog dick

Hmmm, my @home service is back on after being down all morning. It's a good bit slower than normal, though. This whole thing is really fracking me off. I guess I should look into DSL, but I hate to have to go through all that.

Somebody's ass could get whooped over this. It ain't nothin' to me to whoop a man's ass.

Butter?!?

I don't get it.