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I always love the messages on virus emails. Here's one I just got about ten times here at work:

How are you ? When I saw this screen saver, I immediately thought about you I am in a harry, I promise you will love it!

"In a harry." WHAT YOU SAY?

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Somebody send me a black ink cartridge for my printer. You can steal it if you want; I'm not proud.