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Dec. 20th, 2001 07:07 pmThere was this horrible funk on the bus today. Usually when there's an odor like that in a public place, people avoid mentioning it. This stench, however, was so bad that people couldn't help it.
"God DAMN!"
"Some of these motherfuckers fartin'..."
"No, uh uh, that ain't no fart, that's somebody's ASS."
Everyone else was indignant, but I was dying laughing. Something about the way people were cursing and angrily looking around trying to figure out who on the bus was nasty enough to produce such a foul odor -- it just killed me. People probably thought it was me.
"God DAMN!"
"Some of these motherfuckers fartin'..."
"No, uh uh, that ain't no fart, that's somebody's ASS."
Everyone else was indignant, but I was dying laughing. Something about the way people were cursing and angrily looking around trying to figure out who on the bus was nasty enough to produce such a foul odor -- it just killed me. People probably thought it was me.
