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I can't get a handle on what day of the week it is. Don't you hate that?

'scuse me while I puke and die

Didn't I say something a little while back about expecting to see Amy Fisher in the news sometime soon? I'm pretty sure I did.

It was inevitable.

This country is truly back to normal. God bless us all.

question

I have a new concept. What do you think about the potential viability of a Blue Oyster Cult cover band called Purposeful Grimace?

( hmmmm... )

more Blue Oyster Cult

A co-worker and I, inspired by a Blue Oyster Cult discussion, have traded the following haikus:

hers:

Purposeful grimace?
What the hell does that shit mean?
Face twisting nightmare!

mine:

Tickets catch dust;
Damone can't give them away.
I need more cowbell!

The truly hip among you will get not only the cowbell reference, but also know who Damone is. Bonus points for knowing what his connection to Blue Oyster Cult is.

haiku continuation

hers:

dust in the wind, a
song from Kansas that I don't
like, Fear the reaper!!!!

mine:

Speaking of Kansas,
I'm reminded of Toto.
They blew donkey chunks.