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I'm in charge of the copier on our floor, which means I get to call for service when the thing gets out of whack, which happens every ten days or so. We have this crewcut-wearing repair dipshit who usually comes to fix it, and he always tells us that we're not using the proper technique when making copies. Today he told me that there's "a bit of a curve before you can become a key operator." Gimme a break.

(Today, though, the copier wasn't actually broken; someone had just put the legal paper in wrong, so I really did look like an idiot. Maybe one day, I'll master the intricacies of this photocopier and truly become a key operator.)