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I had to go to Sam's Club today to buy some stuff, and they made me get a replacement membership card for some reason. I wasn't much in the mood to have my picture taken, and I looked like hell, so I decided to try for the absolute worst ID-card-picture ever. When the lady told me to smile, I crossed my eyes and let my mouth hang open like a slobbering idiot. Mission accomplished -- the picture makes me look like I've been lobotomized. Maybe that'll keep me from shopping at Sam's Club in the future.

I'd post the picture, but I can't seem to get my scanner working these days. Besides, if I let you freaks get your hands on it, I'll turn up on uglypeople.com in no time. :P