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Howard Stern to remake Porky's, Rock 'n' Roll High School

Porky's I don't care about, but Rock 'n' Roll High School? Didn't I just say something about people sticking their fingers in things and fucking them all up? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did.

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Two Word questions for any gurus out there:

1) I often print envelopes through the tools>envelopes and labels thing. But the printer we use for labels is not my default printer. Is there a way to tell MS Word to print on that printer without going though the Windows printer folder and changing my default printer there? It doesn't bring up the usual dialog box after I hit "print"--it just goes straight to the printer. I always forget to change my default printer back, so I end up printing everyday stuff on letterhead.

2) How do I make Office NOT do the funky personalized menus--you know, like if you click on "file," it won't show you all the available options unless you click on the little arrow down at the bottom. This drives me up the wall. It's in Word 2000 (work) and XP (home).

I'm still resenting that I have to use the damn product--I'm so much more used to WordPerfect.

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OK, we've just had a party here in the library for the departing production manager--well, it's kind of still going on--and I'm trying to figure out how to sneak out of here. I can't do anything in the half hour between now and five, right? OK, I'm gonna make a break for it. Who's got my back?

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It'll never work. There are probably forty people in here, any number of whom could probably blow me right the fuck away. Stupid book people with their itchy trigger fingers.