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I always catch people trying to read what I'm writing on the bus. I mean, writing in my notebook while I'm on the bus, not writing on the bus itself. Anyway, do you think they're trying to gank my shit? I'd hate to find my incoherent ramblings show up in serialized form in Redbook or Grit or whatever the hell the kids are reading these days.

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Dammit, I skipped lunch again and didn't even take off early. This is not a good habit to get into. If it weren't for those people I'd do just fine. You know the ones I'm talking about--those ones.

Do you say "those ones"? I do sometimes, just for a lark. I picked it up from a friend who said it all the time. You know, like someone would ask him if he'd ever tasted peanut-butter jellybeans, and he'd say, "No, I like the coconut jellybeans, but I never tried those ones."

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Something about the phrase "alleged jig" is just fantastic.

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You are not going to BELIEVE what I came home and found dripping from the ceiling over my stove and refrigerator.

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Why DO bad things happen to good people? I skipped that book. I suspect it has something to do with the Republicans.

Come to think of it, my shyster lawyer of a landlord just ran for some sort of office on the Republican ticket! I KNEW IT!