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I was just at the drugstore and noticed that they already have Cadbury's Creme Eggs in for Easter. So naturally, I started thinking. I wonder if I could throw one of those eggs out the car window and peg someone in the head so fuggin' hard that the disgusting, sticky-sweet glop would shoot out and hit someone ELSE in the head? I think if I could do that, the world would come to an end and I would be proclaimed the winner.