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Did you ever notice how people on old TV shows and movies drive? You know, they keep both hands on the wheel at 10 and 2 just like they teach you in driver's ed, and they constantly move the wheel back and forth just a little bit. Weird. I saw someone driving like that today, and it occurred to me that I'd never seen that in real life. Seems like that would make the car shake like balls.

It's looking pretty springy outside again. If we get another snow it's going to totally break my spirit.

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Geez, and we thought we had it bad with Jesse the Body.

Wrestler vows to wear 'mask' while in office

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At one of the GWAR shows I went to in New Orleans back in '93 or '94, I made the mistake of going into the bathroom. As soon as I walked in, I found vomit ALL OVER the place. And it wasn't like it was one guy responsible for all of it, 'cuz it was in all the stalls and everywhere. I don't know if people got grossed out by all the onstage beheadings, or if they got sick from moshing too hard, or if they drank too much draft beer, but it was FOUL up in there. I really had to watch my step so I wouldn't slip in the muck.

So yeah, that was disgusting but slightly amusing. The really funny part was that a bathroom attendant was in there, complete with bow tie and the whole deal, handing out towels and breath mints. Do you think he got any tips that night? I felt like saying, "Hey Fosgood, if you really want a tip, how 'bout cleaning up some of this PUKE I'm slipping and sliding in?!?"

Now that I look back on it, I probably should have given him something, if only because he had one of the world's shittiest jobs. It must be a curious career trajectory that leads a person to pumping hand soap for tips at a GWAR show.