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Today Nancy and I were trading snarky emails (jokingly), and I ended up forwarding one to our whole department just so they could see how she abuses me. (They're accustomed to getting goofy emails from me.) So Nancy responded to me: "my god--i've just been fat-assed. i've never been on the other end of this. it's way cool."

Fat-assed? I don't think I've ever heard that usage. It sounds pretty cool, though, don't you think? I'm not sure exactly what it means, though.

ooga chakka hooga hooga

David Hasselhoff to the max

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glancing suggestions
asking me for good head drugs
her big cocktail eye