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I'm disappointed in Emotion Eric's portrayal of googly eyes. These aren't googly eyes; they're lovey-dovey eyes or cuntstruck eyes. (Pardon the rude word.) And he spells it "googley" instead of "googly." Silly boy. Everyone knows that "googley" went out in the '20s. So says the OED:

googly, a.

1. Of eyes: large, round, and staring. Hence googly-eyed a.

1901 ‘H. MCHUGH’ Down Line 35 Is id to my face you go behind my back to make googley-googley eyes. 1926 Spectator 21 Aug. 287/2 A golliwog hugging in its hideous embrace a googley-eyed Dutch doll. 1927 Daily Mirror 10 Dec. 16/1 Others with movable googly eyes in a hand-painted face. 1928 Daily Express 20 June 13/6 Strange, googly-eyed goldfish. 1959 I. & P. OPIE Lore & Lang. Schoolch. xiii. 298 No more beetles in my tea Making googly eyes at me.

2. Disposed to love-making, ‘spoony’.

1929 W. DEEPING Roper's Row x. §3. 107 She ascribed Mr. George's googly, amorous interest to fatherliness. 1932 C. WILLIAMS Greater Trumps v. 85 And father would say, ‘Really, Sybil!’ without being googly.

I love the second entry. I think I'm going to start saying that. "Don't be gettin' all googly with me, woman." Yeah.

update: OK, this is totally rude and utterly indefensible, but I just couldn't help myself. I had to use the word. (And why would you make a post about your lack of underwear to a photo community?)

people on 'ludes should not drive

I'm in the middle of reading Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Yes, that's right, folks--I own a copy of the long out-of-print book. Behold:



Stop it, people. Your envy is dripping all over the carpet.

Anyway, I've had this book for a while now (I scored it at a used bookstore in Memphis a couple of years ago), but for some reason I never picked it up to read until this weekend. I'm quite enjoying it. It's interesting to see what they left out of the book. For instance, did you know that Linda Barrett (Phoebe Cates's character) was a drug dealer? Yep, it's true. After she got busted, she wanted to stay out of trouble, so she sought out the straightest arrow she could find: Stacy Hamilton (Jennifer Jason-Leigh's character). And Damone was actually two characters in the book! The ticket scalper was another dude.

Hmmm. I guess I should be writing about the book in the present tense like a good little English major. Oh well.

Anyway, I can't believe this book has been out of print for so long. Check out some of the prices it's fetching on abebooks.com! (You'll have to search for it yourself; they won't let me link to the results.) I would think someone could get Cameron Crowe to write a new preface and sell a shitload of copies, especially after everyone knows who he is from Almost Famous. Maybe they could even do a "Where are they now?" thing with the actual people the characters were based on. Shit. All these good book ideas I have are going to waste here at an academic press.

Another cool Fast Times find: this site, where you can find video clips of the scenes that weren't in the theatrical release, only the TV versions. I can never bring myself to watch the flick on TBS or USA, so I've never seen most of these scenes. I'm gonna check 'em out when I get home.

And did you know that Lana Clarkson, the woman who Phil Spector allegedly killed, was in Fast Times? Yep, it's true. She was Mr. Vargas's wife.

God hell, I need help.