ummmmm . . . what?!?

Fat boy dead in the water

What's up with the gorgonzola?!?

In other news, I've been cordially invited to join the TotallyTrevor community on Yahoo! I have only one question: who the hell is Trevor?!?

Leave it to me to be uninformed. I didn't even know who Viggo was until very recently.

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Who the heck is gangwanishyam? And what about wen_ghw? They keep sending me virus emails. Skank-ass honkies.

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Too bad they don't have Stevie Nicks.