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I'm really wondering whether it's totally necessary to get out of bed today. Whaddya think?

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I'm sitting here laughing my silly ass off because the announcers for the football game that's on keep talking about some player named Chester Pitts. I can't even figure out exactly why that name is so funny, but for some reason it's killing me every time they say it. A minute ago I snorted, for dog's sake.