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Jan. 9th, 2004 11:26 amHoly shit, no wonder I thought it was especially cold this morning.
Temperature 10 °F / -12 °C
Windchill -9 °F / -22 °C
I'm sure some o' y'all can beat that, but oh well. You know me--anything below 45 and I'm bitching.
Does it bug you when you call a store or a restaurant and the person answers, "Thank you for calling so-and-so, how may I help you?" The "thank you for calling" thing, I mean. I guess the reason it bugs me is that our district manager at BK used to try to make us answer the phone that way. I never did it, cuz that's just the kind of renegade, don't-give-a-fuck, rebelicious kinda badass I am. "Thank you for calling Burger King." That's just silly. Like we were in the business of answering the telephone or something. Most of the people who called were just wanting to know what Lion King toy we had in our kid's meals anyway. Why should I thank them for being a nuisance?
The scars run deep. Can you tell?
Hey, did you ever blast someone upside the head with a boiled egg? It's ever so much fun! What you want to do is get them in the side of the head so the nasty yolk gets all up in their ear when it explodes. Oh, the eggs have to be peeled, of course--it's just CRUEL to peg someone with an unpeeled boiled egg. And no, I've never done this to a pedestrian from a moving car, only to Grimmett and Ted in the BK kitchen in Starkville. And Ted started it.
I hate it when my teabags leak. Good lord, that sounds disgusting!
Temperature 10 °F / -12 °C
Windchill -9 °F / -22 °C
I'm sure some o' y'all can beat that, but oh well. You know me--anything below 45 and I'm bitching.
Does it bug you when you call a store or a restaurant and the person answers, "Thank you for calling so-and-so, how may I help you?" The "thank you for calling" thing, I mean. I guess the reason it bugs me is that our district manager at BK used to try to make us answer the phone that way. I never did it, cuz that's just the kind of renegade, don't-give-a-fuck, rebelicious kinda badass I am. "Thank you for calling Burger King." That's just silly. Like we were in the business of answering the telephone or something. Most of the people who called were just wanting to know what Lion King toy we had in our kid's meals anyway. Why should I thank them for being a nuisance?
The scars run deep. Can you tell?
Hey, did you ever blast someone upside the head with a boiled egg? It's ever so much fun! What you want to do is get them in the side of the head so the nasty yolk gets all up in their ear when it explodes. Oh, the eggs have to be peeled, of course--it's just CRUEL to peg someone with an unpeeled boiled egg. And no, I've never done this to a pedestrian from a moving car, only to Grimmett and Ted in the BK kitchen in Starkville. And Ted started it.
I hate it when my teabags leak. Good lord, that sounds disgusting!
