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Jan. 26th, 2004
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Jan. 26th, 2004 04:25 pmOK, quick. I just sent this e-mail to my department:
And I got this reply:
What's that mean??? I don't get it. Is he mistaking my hustla lingo for good-ol'-boy slang? I'm confused.
Subject: RE: new policy for jacket mechanicals
Homies and players,
New checklists are now on file by the copier, yo.
Peace. I'm out.
C-Dawg
And I got this reply:
From: Larry
To: Chris
Subject: RE: new policy for jacket mechanicals
did you used to drive a 16-wheeler by any chance--?
What's that mean??? I don't get it. Is he mistaking my hustla lingo for good-ol'-boy slang? I'm confused.
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Jan. 26th, 2004 05:31 pmYou people rock. Those of you who drink, go out this week and have a beer for me, huh? And a tequila shot. And a slug o' peppermint schnapps. And a bourbon and coke in a plastic Burger King cup. And a kick-ass bloody mary, with or without bacon (but Tabasco is a must). And an Everclear and Kool-Aid. And oh yeah, a mind eraser. And . . . well, you get the point. Sounds like a lot, but you can do it, my homeslices. But for dog's sake, stay away from the Cisco. Even I didn't drink that shit. Well, I did once, only once, right after it came out and people were ending up in the hospital because they thought it was a wine cooler and drank way too much--and I woke up with a chipped tooth. It was AWFUL. It was like drinking alcoholic soda syrup. You know, that stuff that they use for fountain drinks--the really thick, concentrated stuff. Like that, only fruity flavored. Disgusting. And the buzz was the worst. My buddy and I just sat there snarling at each other all night. Wicked, wicked stuff. So yeah, drink up for your teetotalling pal Flea, but don't get with the Cisco if you know what's good for you.
Oooooh, what about the menthol-flavored malt liquors that were test-marketed a few years ag?o Remember that shit? Now thathad to be foul. Could that have been more targeted toward the 'hood? I mean, not to perpetuate stereotypes or anything, but menthol cigarettes and malt liquor are already pretty big sellers in certain neighborhoods, and I can just see a bunch of slimy corporate fucks coming up with the nifty idea to maximize sales by combining the two great tastes in one 40-oz package. Yuck!
Oooooh, what about the menthol-flavored malt liquors that were test-marketed a few years ag?o Remember that shit? Now thathad to be foul. Could that have been more targeted toward the 'hood? I mean, not to perpetuate stereotypes or anything, but menthol cigarettes and malt liquor are already pretty big sellers in certain neighborhoods, and I can just see a bunch of slimy corporate fucks coming up with the nifty idea to maximize sales by combining the two great tastes in one 40-oz package. Yuck!