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New Haven man recreates Son of Sam murders; blames text messages from God

from: God@livejournal.com

I assure you, my son, I am real. Just ask your neighbors dog, Sam.

HUH??? Whassat? Anyone wanna claim that text message from a couple hours ago? No big deal or nothin'--I'm just not quite sure I get it. :)

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I'll bet Martha does some crazy shit before she lets them take her to jail. I foresee an OJ-style chase with Rosie O'Donnell driving Martha down the Merritt Parkway in a Volvo.

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Any New Englander-type folks thinking about going to Ozzfest in July? Starts in Hartford on the 12th and goes to Great Woods on the 13th. I've never had any desire to go and sit through a hundred bands called Distressed Fucknot or whatever just to see Ozzy (though I've never seen him and would really like to, even if he's as sad these days as I hear), but I need to see Slayer again. And Judas Priest with Halford, yo. That's some serious shit.

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This is the kind of shit that goes through my head sometimes:

"Maybe I'll start smoking more. That should be a positive step."

I swear, sometimes I don't know how I make it out of the house in the morning.