Apr. 8th, 2004

wickedflea: (Default)
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

So Uncle Olly and me left him there with the soldiers and the prostitutes, and we went with On-the-Eggs! to he house to wait for this big celebration of the digging tonight.

--My Grandmother's Erotic Folktales by Robert Antoni

This is the same book that has a chapter titled "Further Adventures of the Kentucky Colonel and the King of Chacachacari, and How My Grandmother Became a Disk-Jockey and the First Female Calypsonian, and Managed by Accident to Decode a German Message so America Could Win the War including Gregoria la Rosa's Story of the Time She Got the Pin-Cushion Stuck Inside Her Bamsee, and My Grandmother Attempted to Operate and Almost Pulled Out Her Whole Asshole."

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