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You ever have your car's keyless-entry thing in your hand when you're walking to your home or workplace and try to unlock the door to the building with it? Makes you feel like a Pavlov dog with a learning disability, doesn't it?

Yap.

miscellany

I'm worried about Mark Borchardt. He hasn't posted in his journal on americanmovie.com since December, and the site for Northwest Productions has been down about that long, I think. I hope he hasn't been silenced by The Man.

This is still a pretty good place to work. There's way too much work, but the people are awesome. It's not everywhere that I could send a co-worker an e-mail saying, "put down that knife, beeyotch," or call her on the phone to ask where my peenis pump is without fear that it would be taken in the wrong spirit.

I can't wait for the say when civilization collapses and men are judged by how they handle a meat hook.

I'm digging my new phone. I've never had a fancy-ass phone until now. Pretty good deal for free. Now if someone would just call me, I'd be on like a pot of neckbones. ;)

I watched Southern Comfort this weekend. Like whoa. Good documentary, and much less graphic than the one about elective castration that I started watching on Sundance a few weeks ago. I don't need to see the testicle to believe that it's been removed, thank you very much.

I have a thing on my chin that's very painful. Like a pimple sorta thing.

You love me. Now gimme some money.

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I think I was going for the detective look. That's one pimp-ass fuckin' hat, though.

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Does anyone know a good Photoshop tutorial site? I do OK and know how to do some stuff, but I'm mainly winging it, and I've forgotten some of the stuff I used to know. And I'm too lazy to Google. I'm mainly concerned with touching up photos, not making nutty-go crazy graphics or grafting my face onto Ahhhhnold's body or anything. Though I guess that stuff would be cool to know.