quiz borrowed from wretchmuffin

firsts
[First job]: Burger flipper at the Shah of Burgers
[First screen name]: cbhgonzo
[First funeral]: My brother Keith, when he was eight and I was five. As a matter of fact, that's actually the only funeral I've ever been to.
[First pet]: Schroeder the snake-killing dachshund.
[First piercing]: nern
[First tattoo]: nern. I'm still working out the design of the "Bonin' in the Boneyard" one that's going on my right ass cheek.
[First credit card]: Ugh, one I got when I was 20 or so and had no business with.
[First kiss]: Yo mama.
[First enemy]: I remember this kid we knew when I was five or so who was known as "the bad John." There was another John from the neighborhood who was all right, and of course he was "the good John." I forgot why the bad John was so bad. Maybe he'd drink a lot of beer and then piss in your hat or something. Wait, no, that was someone I knew from church or something. Wait, I didn't go to church. So I dunno. What was the question?

lasts
[Last car ride]: Yesterday to work.
[Last kiss]: About two months ago. *whistles*
[Last movie watched]: I think it was The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys a couple of weeks ago. I'm not on much of a movie kick these days.
[Last beverage drank]: Coke.
[Last food consumed]: Peanut butter and crackers.
[Last phone call]: To my apartment's property manager to see what the hell is going on with the painting of the windows. They made us take out the screens and storm windows one one day's notice about two weeks ago and they still haven't finished.
[Last time showered]: About ten minutes ago.
[Last CD played]: Public Enemy's It Takes a Nation of Millions to hold us back. Cold cold lampin'. I got loowies, boy, I ain't trampin'.
[Last website visited]: torrentbits.org

now
[Single or Taken]: single
[Sex]: manchild
[Birthday]: October 1
[Sign]: Libra. That's supposed to make me indecisive, but I'm not sure. Ah ho ho ho.
[Siblings]: One brother, deceased, and two stepbrothers.
[Hair color]: Standard-issue brown with a good little bit of gray creeping in.
[Eye color]: dull blue
[Shoe size]: somewhere around 11, depending on the shoe. I wear a 10.5 in Chuck Taylors.
[Height]: 5'10"? Something like that, depending on how much I slouch.

Right now what are you...
Wearing: boxer shorts.
Drinking: nothing
Thinking about: Ethiopian food (which kicks ass--who knew?) and Fishbone.
Listening to: nothing except the fan. need to remedy that.

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Dude, I just seriously dated myself. My friend told me she'd just gotten Triumph's Greatest Hits, and I thought . . . well, look:

flugnubber: I got triumphs greatest hits
frackinfrickin: holy sheep shit
flugnubber: haw
frackinfrickin: even I didn't listen to Triumph :P
flugnubber: wow
flugnubber: thats too bad
flugnubber: you missed out on one of the funniest things i ever saw in my life
frackinfrickin: the bass player's mustache?
flugnubber: huh?
flugnubber: the triumph star wars skit
flugnubber: its the funniest thing i ever saw
frackinfrickin: oh DUHHHHHHHHHH
frackinfrickin: I forgot about the dog
flugnubber: lolol
frackinfrickin: I thought you were talking about Rik Emmett and the boys
flugnubber: hahahahahhahahahahahaha
frackinfrickin:
flugnubber: thats hysterical
frackinfrickin: you see why I mentioned the mustache
flugnubber: no
frackinfrickin: it's like a small dog
frackinfrickin: dog on the lip! dog on the lip!
flugnubber: its like a walrus
frackinfrickin: hahaha
flugnubber: we know now who the REAL Walrus is
flugnubber: fuck Paul
frackinfrickin: hehe right right

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Egad, I have forty icons now. It's sick.