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My new favorite website is MasaMania. Make sure to check out the beautiful entry on Micky Yanai, the inventor of the Helicopter Fuck, who "have hair on his head. but He has no hair on his penis and nats' sack."

Probably not the safest thing for work.



I dig the word "subterfuge." I use it at the slightest provocation. And I am often provoked. And hey, why isn't it "provokation"? Probably cuz it looks too Russian, and you know how we feel about them Russkies. Errrr, wait--how do we feel about them Russkies these days?

I have a really good band name that I can't post because if it got into the wrong hands, it could cause a dear friend to go down. Pity, that.

haiku for that ass

"dumpster smells like ass"
"I think it smells like jism"
whopper no pickles

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I downloaded The Sims 2 Sunday and have been playing it like crazy ever since. I feel like such a girl.