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This picture rocks my balls off. And I got balls the size of church bells, don't ya know.

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I always get the best waitresses at the Athenian Diner. When sivet visited early this summer, our server greeted us with, "How are youse tonight? Do youse need a minute to decide?" Neither of us could quite believe it. First time sivet had been to Connecticut, and the first person she meets besides me says "youse."

Today I went for lunch and was served by a young lady who sounded an awful lot like Patty and Selma. She must have been really pounding the Pall Malls to have ended up with a voice like that by age 30.

Can anyone tell me what this means? I'm stumped.

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Yeah, you know--Malachai. Rag from Hardbodies. The guy who pulls Lea Thompson away from Crispin Glover and starts dancing with her at the end of Back to the Future. Awwww yeah.

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People never believe me when I tell them that this guy was a real player in the major leagues.