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Rasputin would be a cool Halloween costume. You could walk around carrying a jar with an embalmed penis in it.

The reason I thought of this is that I just realized that Vincent Gallo sort of makes me think of Rasputin. The Brown Bunny starts here tonight, so I might check that out soon. I've heard it's quite wretched, but I love Buffalo '66 so much, I've just gotta see this one. It has nothing to do with Chloe Sevigny performing a real blow job, I swear.

Check out dude rockin' the Rickenbacker like Lemmy, Rick James, and Scuzzy Cliff Burton.



I went to see A Dirty Shame after work yesterday with bellastrega. We both laughed our asses off, but walked out of the theater scratching our heads a bit. Lots of fun, though.

OK, time to go upperdecking.

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Hey!!! It's the Friday beginning a long weekend, it's past 2 p.m., and I'm STILL HERE! Our director has gotten into something of a habit of closing at 2 on those days, so now I've come to expect it. I'm salivating like a Pavlov dog up in this mother. WTF, mang?

Oh well. At least I get Monday off. I didn't know anyone but governmental workers got Columbus Day off, but we do. We get some holidays most people don't, but we're open between Christmas and New Year's, when the rest of the university is closed, so it evens out.

I'd do something good if I had any money--which I don't, so I'll spend the weekend watching baseball, cleaning my nasty apartment, and fanning my balls. Perhaps I'll get around to checking out some movies that I've copied and never watched. Bubba Ho-Tep, both volumes of Kill Bill, and Lost in Translation will be a start--if I can find the freaking discs.

I was in treatment with another dude named Chris. He was a total burnout--had been doing drugs since he was ten or so. One day we were sitting in the hall, waiting for the next thing, and he said, "Hey, man. You know what kinda pussy I like?"

"Errrrrrrrr . . . no . . ."

"C'mon, man, guess! What kinda pussy do you think I like?"

"I really, really don't know."

"BIG pussy. I really like big pussy."

And this was years before The Sopranos, so it had nothing to do with that. Dude just liked big pussy. Same cat who would tell me about jerking off in the shower. But a different guy from the one who always talked about his jack socks.