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OK, fuck y'all. That shit is FUNNY.

ganked from a few o' you

First sentence of the first post from each month of 2004. Heh. Last January was definitely that kind of month.

January:
I just hallucinated a person in the middle of the interstate.

February:
Oh my fucking god.

March:
I like the word "motherfuck" as a verb.

April:
It would be nice to aspire to something more than a good night's sleep.

May:
I dropped Mom off at LaGuardia Saturday afternoon after a very nice visit.

June:
Wow.

July:
Grack. (This is technically the second post of the month, but the first was just an image.)

August:
Here are some pictures we took while Mom and John were in town last weekend.

September:
Several months ago I was babbling about becoming a Lone Kung-Fu Monk of Death.

October:
Big ups to bellastrega for treating me to Ethiopian food for lunch.

November:
Here's a cool thing that'll show you where your polling place is and what the hours are.

December:
Yuck.

stolen from mipplet

1. Pick 10 movies that you enjoy.
2. Pick a line of dialogue that you like.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.

No Googling or AltaVisting or any of that.

1. We're old friends of Debbie's. I used to romp with her.

2. And what's so stinking about it? A Clockwork Orange

3. There's some corny dialogue that would make the Pope weep. American Movie

4. You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

5. I like her bangs. Napoleon Dynamite

6. No, I did not. I gave him life. Re-Animator

7. What does that say about me? It says you can just shit in my mouth! FUBAR

8.

Who's there?

It's the mad rapist.

9. No, I don't have any Blue Oyster Cult! Fast Times at Ridgemont High

10. Hey, man that's pee! Why are you drinking pee? Cheech and Chong's Next Movie