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Oh, man. This Daily Show piece (click "The Clash") on "conservative punk" Michale Graves is killing me. This is the joker who fronted the "new Misfits" when they (regrettably) got back together without Danzig. I knew he had a column (choice excerpt: "There rejection of contemporary culture and it's institutions have emerged in pop culture as fashionable"), but actually seeing a guy in Crimson Ghost skull makeup talking about "raging for the Bush machine"--man, that's gold right there.

I'm also loving the Cooter Festival piece on the same page. enfuego, you'll dig it the most, baby. COOTER!

*whispers* I've never actually seen the Daily Show.

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Why is the word "come," when used in an orgasmic sense, so often always spelled with a "U"? That's always seemed silly to me.

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Woman jailed for testicle attack

edit: link fixed

edit: link really fixed

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Wow--Netscape is now based on Firefox rather than regular Mozilla. Not that anyone gives a shit. Remember when Netscape was pretty much the only web browser anyone used? I loved the "Navigator" thing--it made you feel like it was really considering things and figuring out the best route to the goat porn you'd selected.

When did you start using the internet? It was early 1997 for me. I was somewhat late actually getting on the web, but I was accessing Compuserve and BBSs on my excellent Commodore 64 as early as 1985--but when I started playing guitar and drinking rum, computers kind of went by the wayside for a decade or so.

Let's make this into a poll.

[Poll #471114]

I'm digging my Carlin icon. Check out how many of my icons feature fucked-up faces. F'real.

Good lord, I've gotten into a legal discussion of jaywalking.