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My dreams were much less apocalyptic last night. I did rob a convenience store for a tasty sandwich, but I didn't have to pop a cap in nobody's ass or nothin'.

When I have my cell phone on vibrate and it goes off in my pocket, it always scares the fuck out of me, yet sort of makes me tingle in the bad place. I've got to stop keeping that phone in my pocket. It's been known to text-message and call people when it's down there.

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Oh, man. You thought the woman was bad who called the cops because the folks in the drive-through wouldn't make her burger right? Check out homegirl:

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina (AP) -- An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called emergency dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour -- all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver.

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I don't like dealing with doctors. I called up and told them I needed some more of the medicine they gave me the other day, which has been holding the pain somewhat at bay. (They gave me just a four-day supply.) I ended up with a prescription for the medicine that I stopped taking for this years ago because it never helped at all. DICK HEADSQWPOIJASFD