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It was kind of a scrange morning--so much so that I posted this suggestion to goodbandnames: Bifurcated Shithog. I don't have the vaguest notion where that came from.

Somebody come do some laundry for me! I'll cook you some fried pickles, and you get to keep whatever drugs you find in the laundry room. Such a deal!

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How does one fuck himself? I was just informed that I can do it, but it's news to me. It's apparently one of the many issues I have. Shouldn't this have come up in at least one physical examination?