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I saw chicken lobsters today. :(

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Some stupid bastard kept buzzing me at 2 a.m. to let him in the building. Our conversation over the intercom went something like this:

*buzzzz*

Yes?

Hi.

Who is this?

Stefan.

Wrong apartment, dude.

*buzzzzzzz*

What EEEEES it man?!?

Stefan.

WHAT'D YOU CALL ME, YOU FUCK?

*buzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Who the fuck is this?

Stefan.

YOU HAVE THE WRONG FUCKING APARTMENT.

*buzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Who do you want?!?!?!

Stefan.

I WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT.

*long silence*

*buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

What the fuck do you WANT?!?

Stefan.

I'm gonna call the fucking COPS if you don't quit buzzing me, motherfucker.

*sound of dude going out the front door of the building*

I'll bet you anything that when I go outside, I'll find the name Stefan keyed into my car.