the devil lives in florida

According to witnesses, they indicated he was manhandling Scooby.

Central Florida Man Drinks Soda Contaminated With Urine

How exactly does one tell the difference between Mountain Dew and urine, anyway?

if it were written in English, perhaps I'd understand what it says

ganked from lemmons at http://www.bostonuk.com/names/default.asp

Christopher
Bearing Christ : Greek

You are honest, hardworking and tenacious with a practical approach to life. Being independent and with the ability to accept responsibilities the worldly success which you achieve is a result of your own efforts. Balanced emotions and forward planning mean that you are rarely ruffled by circumstances. You have creative flair which might find an outlet through art or in social projects.


Blake
Black, dark : English

You are idealistic and intelligent and very much an all or nothing person.Tending to experience constant change in life security is found in your real and abiding values. With great organisational ability, industry and creative prowess you love to build tangible results and are especially gifted at transforming lost causes. Your intelligence is marked with keen perception and analytical ability. A secure home life and relationship are important for you.

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All the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee.