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My mom was just asking me to let some water out of an ice chest, and she told me, "I pulled out the buttplug, but I think it's probably still got some water in it."

I wish y'all Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Fantastic Sunday, whatever works for ya. Y'all a great bunch!

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OMG I'm dying. Turkey and regular dressing and oyster dressing and candied sweet taters and sweet tater casserole and green beans and broccoli casserole and bean salad and roast beef with horseradish sauce and Re-Animator salad and some other crazy sweet salads and roasted root veggies. All that for five people.

That's not even getting into all the desserts. We are some fat motherfuckers up in this piece.