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From the I-can't-make-this-stuff-up files: the Tennessee Volunteers have a quarterback named Jim Bob Cooter.

tom cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me

I can't believe I'm actually considering going to see Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. It looks pretty funny, and I'm insanely curious to see how it plays in NASCAR country.

Headed to Starkzekistan this weekend for the ol' family reunion. Pray that I don't have to hurt nobody, OK?