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The customer-service dude w/ Circuit City laughed heartily last night when I told him my laptop is making a noise that sounds like someone strangling a goat with a blender.

Oh, don't buy Sony laptops, people. They blow donkeys for quarters.

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OK, I was eating when I read this article, and I literally spat food on the screen when I read the oatmeal thing.