wickedflea | Nov. 28th, 2006

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Nov. 28th, 2006

Kid Rock and Pamela Whatshername are getting a divorce, reportedly because he thinks she humiliated herself by appearing in Borat. Um, dude. She married YOU. How could she possibly humiliate herself worse than that? And that's not even getting into the forty boob jobs and the sex tape, much less "Baywatch."

I slept for absolute SHIT last night, and when I finally did get to sleep, I had insane dreams about bear attacks and a tall-ass bicycle made out of a section of fence.

My cousin had a little boy this morning. Eight pounds 14 ounces! Huzzah. That's so weird. I vividly remember being at the hospital when Sarah was born 26 years ago! I am dead old.

These Bama folks are going CRASY with speculation over who's going to be their new football coach. They're tracking chartered planes to and from here, Florida, and South Carolina, trying to prove that Steve Spurrier is coming. Nuttiness.