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GAHHH MR TAMBOURINE MAN IN MY HEAD MAKE IT STOP

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So I was in this place called Qdoba for lunch today. I asked the guy, "Hey, man, how do you pronounce the name of this place?" Guy looked me right in the eye and said, "TUSS-KUH-LOOOOO-SUH."

OK, not really. ;) That comes from an old joke about Tchula, MS. A couple from out of state is traveling through Tchula on their way west. They stop to have a bite to eat, and they ask the soda jerk how to pronounce the name of the place. Dude says, "DAIR-EEE KWEEEEEEN."

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I am now the proud owner of a sweet Ninja Clock, courtesy of Mr. buscemi! Thank you kindly, my good sir! I'm gonna put it up in my office, and when suckers try to step to me, I'll calmly point to my Ninja Clock. This should alert them that they shouldn't test me.