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I'm so tired of hearing about this salmonella business. Are they saying now that it may not have even been tomatoes in the first place??? I want to sit in the middle of Central Park and eat nothing but fresh salsa for a month like some kind of inane David Blaine stunt just to protest the idiocy. HOWEVER, I have also heard that cilantro may be a culprit. If all the salmonella fearmongering erases the foulest of herbs from the face of the earth, then this all will have been a Good Thing.