Bo nos

My Great-Aunt Evelyn has been called Bo or Bo-Bo her whole life. (It could have been worse. Her sister, whom I've mentioned here before, was named Thorval and somehow acquired the nickname Snog.) In her old age, Bo has become increasingly cantakerous and cootish. Her latest bout of flicktitude has her telling her brother Rayboy to inform the rest of the family that she no longer wishes to be referred to as Bo. Why did she make this pronouncement?

BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT NAMED HIS DAWG BO.