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[wickedflea]

From: Lauren
To: a whole bunch o' people
Subject: BOWLING

Tonight
8 pm
The Hamden Lanes
in celebration of Dianne

come one, come all. . .

From: the Yale student Chris Heller (not me)
To: Lauren
Subject: RE: BOWLING

Dear Lauren,

Don't want to be pushy about it, but if you want your Chris Heller to find out about this bowling night, you might want to start emailing him at christopher.b.heller@yale.edu

Chris

From: Lauren
Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 2:28 PM
To: me
Subject: FW: BOWLING

well now i realize why i haven't been hearing back on several work related emails. . .

L.


From: Christopher Heller [mailto:christopher.b.heller@yale.edu]
To: Lauren
Subject: RE: BOWLING

Dear Nef,

And I was wondering why I hadn't been receiving any violent threats lately. Young Mr. Heller (the student) is undoubtedly cowering in fear by now. You see that reticent language? "Don't want to be pushy about it" indeed. You've got this kid whipped like a pathetic schoolchild. But that's your modus operandi, isn't it? WHEN WILL THIS REIGN OF TERROR END?

If you do decide to harass the other CH further, tell him that he'd better start regularly forwarding my misdirected mail to me again or I'll sic you on him.

I'll see if I can clear my calendar.

Rothchild Fluggenhuffer, III

From: Lauren
To: 'Christopher Heller'
Subject: RE: BOWLING

yo R F to the third,

the funny thing is that I actually thought it was you joking with me, and trying to make me email the *wrong* chris heller on purpose. (I knew there were 2, but must have gotten the emails confused.) So I wrote a "joking" email back to him as my "alternate" personality, aka Ida. it's pretty damned embarassing/. do you see what I go through for you? you better make it tonight for all this hassle you've caused. don't you feel the least but bad about it???

Nef

From: Christopher Heller
To: Lauren
Subject: RE: BOWLING

huh huh huh, you said "least but."

From: Lauren
To: 'Christopher Heller'
Subject: RE: BOWLING

are you sure this isn't the freshman Chris?

From: Christopher Heller
To: Lauren
Subject: RE: BOWLING

Oh come on, that was at least sophomoric . . .

Comments

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

From: Dangerpest
To: Christopher Heller
Subject: RE: BOWLING

huh huh huh, you said "come".

You know what's really bad?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I thought of that when I wrote the email. You just can't have the word "come" next to an innuendo and not think of that.

huh huh huh, "innuendo."

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Take the skinheads bowling...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I tried FOUR TIMES to post a comment saying that the Dead Milkmen keep turning up in my life lately, and each time LJ wouldn't take it. I guess the LiveJournal servers know better than I do that it was Camper Van Beethoven, not the Dead Milkmen!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Maybe LJ has been bought out by the Magic 8-Ball people recently?

Re:

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

All signs point to yes.