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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young SNAKE HANDLER named LONZILIMAN.He was LOVINGLY RIDING in the INCONCEIVABLE forest when he met FLESHY MACGILLICUDDY, a run-away BEET PICKER from the OVERGROWN Queen THELMA.

LONZILIMAN could see that FLESHY MACGILLICUDDY was hungry so he reached into his MOONSHINE JUG and give him his WOODEN YAMS. FLESHY MACGILLICUDDY was thankful for LONZILIMAN's YAMS, so he told LONZILIMAN a very PURPLE story about Queen THELMA's daughter HORTENSE. How her mother, the OVERGROWN Queen THELMA, kept her locked away in a TOOLSHED protected by a gigantic LUBRICATED GOAT, because HORTENSE was so HAIRY.

LONZILIMAN THRILLED. He vowed to FLESHY MACGILLICUDDY the BEET PICKER that he would save the HAIRY HORTENSE. He would CURSE the LUBRICATED GOAT, and take HORTENSE far away from her evil mother, the OVERGROWN Queen THELMA, and SHAKE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a LOUD TORNADO and FLESHY MACGILLICUDDY the BEET PICKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LUBRICATED GOAT from his story. OVERGROWN Queen THELMA STAPLED out from behind a SHOEHORN and struck LONZILIMAN dead. In the far off TOOLSHED you could hear a FLORK.